Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent’s past, there’s leftover booze and contraceptives.

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Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind...
Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind...
Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind...
Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind...
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Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent’s past, there’s leftover booze and contraceptives. In this quote, the speaker is talking about having a healthy respect for people and their decisions. Some of the most important lessons we ever learn are learned from our parents and grandparents. Parents will do anything to make sure we survive and grow, even if it means they may have to sacrifice something themselves. That’s what makes them great parents: they made some tough choices and they understand that sometimes those decisions were the right ones.

Source: Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic

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